The Ideal Gym Bag

Hand-picked items in order to create an expensive, desirable fitness package that activates envy and attraction

Good day my friends! 

I have thought about this idea for a while now and have contemplated what items I will include, and I think I have provided you, the readers, with some pretty snazzy products. 

Mostly because I've been missing the gym so much, I find it entertaining to troll the interweb in search of fitness items. Mainly to put to use right here. Right Now.
I really do enjoy going to the gym, despite the smell of chlorine and the constant hum of people panting and occasionally groaning as their trainers push them over the edge. Feeling active and fit is a good sensation. It makes you realize that you're doing something that will benefit your body in the future... Until you get kicked out of the gym because one of your relatives didn't pay their fee that month, and you happened to be attached to their account. Thanks mom. 

Hectic competition between people at the gym is definitely prominent; fitness wise and product wise. When I say product wise I mean their phone, music player, clothing, shoes and whatever else they've brought with them to indicate they're among higher feudal levels than you.

It does feel good to buy and own things (materialism for the win). Therefore why not show the world what you've got. With humility of course. These gym items selected, are a range of things I stumbled across while trolling around. Things I like obviously.  

Due to the immense fun I had while pairing the items together. I have taken the liberty of including 2 categories of each package: Sophisticated/Pompous and Funky/Subtle Wealth.

1. Sophisticated/Pompous: the visibility of their wealth and class is evident. 
2. Funky/Subtle Wealth: their desirable products are less rigid and formal as category 1. Perhaps more or a mass-appeal is present.

Disclaimer: I'm certainly going to hell, encouraging materialism and external rather than internal improvement goes against almost all the manifestos of most religions. Please remember that none of this is actually meant to influence your life. It's more of a quirky way of enlightening your minds about current products.

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1. Funky/Subtle Wealth
2. Sophisticated/Pompous

So there we go. That was Über fun to make. 


Cheerio Bumbleheads